Trying to take a nap goes like this:
Dog #1 barks-she is on the outside of the patio door and wants in.
Dog#1 barks again. She is lonely and wants her buddy dog #2.
Dog#2 is jealous and barks. I lift her out of her kennel and put her in the pen.
Dog #1 is chewing #2's ear and there is a ruckus. #2 goes back in the kennel.
Dog#1 is lifted to the great run of the house.
Dog#2 is jealous and wants out too. She is taken out of the kennel and put onto the floor.
Dog #1 and #2 run back and forth and wrestle under the bed. The bed shakes and I am not napping. Dog #2 takes a dump on the carpet. I am mad.
Both dogs get thrown back into the pen and I get up. We go down to the backyard grass where dog#1 eats grasshoppers and #1 eats grass. Both are happy.
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